Male Sports Hotness Rankings

Although we found these rankings to be considerably more difficult to determine than the women's rankings, after much heated debate, they are finally in. Stealing a surprising first place victory in the rankings are the men's water polo team. Ultimately, those boys in tight speedos were just too much for the judges to handle (particularly twins Janson and Drac Wigo) and were the decisive factor in their top of the charts ranking. In a close second place came Hollywood Heart-throb Eric Bana. Mhmm, Eric Bana. It is now rumored that he, following in the footsteps of other famous celebs, now attends school here. After Mr. Bana, in third place, were the men's football team (of course excluding Richard Sherman). And finishing up the Top 6 were the men's volleyball team, the men's tennis team, and the men's soccer team. Coming in a distant 7th was a extremely dissapointed Samuel L. Jackson.


THE MANLY MEN

1. Water Polo

2. Eric Bana
3. Football (look at the ass on that Pritchard kid)
4. Volleyball
5. Tennis
6. Soccer
7. Samuel L. Jackson

 

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