Quarterly Frat Report

Posted by MrBeefy at 3/12/2008 2:28 PM and is filed under Fraternities











The Quarterly Frat Report Statistics Just In!!!!

Sigma Nu:  Sexual Harassments: 0   Thefts: 2    Illegal Pulling of Fire Alarms: 27   Reported Blackouts: 15 
                  Amount of Marijuana Smoked: Negligible
                  Columbian Bam Bam Levels (1-10): 0

SAE:           Sexual Harassments: 1500   Thefts: 0    Illegal Pulling of Fire Alarms: 0   Reported Blackouts: 1550 
                  Amount of Marijuana Smoked: in the range of 10-11 lbs
                  Columbian Bam Bam Levels (1-10): 0-1

Theta Delt:  Sexual Harassments: 120   Thefts: 325    Illegal Pulling of Fire Alarms: 2   Reported Blackouts: 150 
                  Amount of Marijuana Smoked: 15000 lbs
                  Columbian Bam Bam Levels (1-10): 0-1

Sigma Chi:  Sexual Harassments: 10   Thefts: 2    Illegal Pulling of Fire Alarms: 3   Reported Blackouts: 19 
                  Amount of Marijuana Smoked: Negligible 
                  Columbian Bam Bam Levels (1-10): 1-2
                  Number of Highlighters: infinite

AEPI:          No females seem to recognize this frat..... so who cares.

 

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  • 4/15/2008 7:46 PM Anonymous wrote:
    With Sigma Nu's sexual harrasment at 0 I wonder if they get to pull anything but Fire Alarms. No real news from Theta Delt but job on the pot smoking. Apparently SAE just gets drunk and Laid, good for them. Kappa Sig can't be happy with AEPI getting a mention before them And did someone in Sigma Chi write this?
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