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March 8th 2008: Wasted Women Party Report
It has been claimed that this weekend, around the time of 9pm, an anonymous, tall, scandinavian-looking, female student and a shorter, tan, female of hispanic-appearance (both likely high-profile sophomores) made out with each other near Hoover Tower. Minimal tongue is believed to have been involved, however, the makeout session nonetheless provokes the question of their sexual preferences. Any future ambiguous activities will certainly loan us further insight on the matter.

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